Monday, April 1, 2019

How to write "alt.right"

How To Write Like An Alt-Right “Libertarian” - Opting Out - Being Libertarian - James Smith:

April 1, 2019 - "Not making enough money from the usual libertarian channels?...  Frustrated that the philosophy of liberty has not provided the ultimate purpose for your up-to-now meaningless existence? Then you might want to get on the alt-right train. Don’t go in blind – let this be your guide to navigating your way through an alt-right libertarian article.

"Write like a German. You’re trying to sound intellectual. You want to be respectable ... to take the intellectual high ground when people come after you with pitchforks. The answer is to write as if you haven’t yet experienced a human emotion.... You are a Vulcan, unclouded by the petty emotional biases of men. You only see things through the cold hard light of reason....

"Hans-Herman Hoppe is a good example to imitate (which is convenient, since that is all you have read). His deconstructions are systematic, impersonal and irrefutable. We must write in the same way....

"Make an edgy but ultimately banal point ... go for the most politically-incorrect conclusion you can find.... It doesn’t have to be socially-acceptable. It’s better if it’s not.... Clutch as many straws as you like – when you write like Hoppe, you can make anything sound like perfect reason.

"Am I wrong? Am I wrong? When the inevitable backlash comes, the best line of defense is to repeatedly ask to be pointed out where you are incorrect. Of course, if you’ve done this well, you are not technically incorrect, merely offensive and irrelevant. Block anyone who, by some miracle, points out your error....

"Shrug your shoulders as if you’re an impartial Socratic mega-brain.... You can’t even understand why anybody would get upset at the mere truth-telling of the alt-right. We can only guess that the irrationality of man knows no bounds.

"Everyone who doesn’t agree is a commie.... Nuance is for cucks. It’s imperative to equivocate every disagreement with nothing less than global communism. The libertarian movement is being taken over by leftists.... Even the charges of fascists and Nazis don’t make sense because the Nazis were just leftists – like, duh bro.

"Be an enormous hypocrite.... You can make up for your history of heavy drinking, adultery and polyamorous love nests by peddling the most uncharitable view of alternative lifestyles. Humility is a lefty, feminine thing."

Read more: https://beinglibertarian.com/how-to-write-like-an-alt-right-libertarian-opting-out/
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