Mark Carney's winning campaign speech (satire by Donald Bosch):
"We are in a crisis, a crisis, a terrible crisis. It's all Donald Trump's fault.
Photo by WEF. CC BY-SA 2.0, Wikimedia Commons.
"We bear no responsibility for anything that happened in the last 10 years.
"It was Donald Trump who did not balance our budget.
"It was Donald Trump who created inflation.
"It was Donald Trump who increased crime in Canada.
"It was Donald Trump who made food unaffordable and houses too.
"It was Donald Trump who increased the number of government employees.
"It was all Donald Trump's fault.
"Now, stop complaining about not being able to afford your rent, complain about Donald Trump instead, and make sure you Vote Liberal."
And in a crisis, there should be no libertarians in a crisis. The state will solve all problems.
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